In the specific case of New Jersey, sir, the pensions are underfunded because a succession of Governors have simply NOT made the required contributions, in order to balance the State budget. Nothing to do with rosy projections or faulty formulae.

I would have been out of my mind if this happened in my suburban, lily white high school.

THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

what if he did not know he had chlamydia?

literally no one has said that.

A man is dead. Please save the typical lame ass dead spin jokes for another comment section

But it wasn’t a stretch b/c he actually was saying positive things to his teammates. The audio proved that. You, like many, only looked at the video without the audio and drew your conclusion from that. Actually, you drew your conclusion about Bryant before that video. It simply fit your preconception about him.

Janay Rice says she deeply regrets the role that she played the night of the incident.

Twenty years from now, if someone tries to reboot the Hunger Games franchise with a male lead, all the Katniss fans would freak out as well. If you remake a movie franchise that is revered by fans with a whole new cast/director, giving it a new direction, you will always face criticism.

It’s funny because that’s how I feel about alcohol. Booze baffles me. Headache, dehydration, not to mention the hangover.

I don't get why people drink. It either makes me sick or makes me sleepy. To each his own.

Hey kid, you want to meet your hero? Turn around and say hi. Then if he tells you to fuck off, sure. Otherwise, don’t take a damn selfie and expect not to get pushed.

i ordered 14 of these chairs for the jez office

It was ruled offside. You cant just step out of bounds and then in again to avoid the offside.

Like, nah dude, the bridesmaids don’t need your opinions about what we should wear. Go sit down somewhere.

I had this thought too. The customer was douchey, but if you’re not adult enough to brush that off perhaps you shouldn’t be in food service.

Guardiola?

Cannot wait for all the brand-spankin’-new, never-heard-before comments about how Amy Schumer is racist and the devil incarnate and the epitome of White Feminism and needs to hurl herself into an active volcano.

a) You probably don’t ride. Believe me, there are plenty of places that are unsafe for a car to pass where it’s no problem for a bike (either due to the bike being able to do the pass or simply because of things like better sightlines due to lane positioning etc). So it comes down to The Law vs. common sense, being…

4.) pointlessly summing up the other comments