It’s a bad take because it’s wrong. MLS attendance doesn’t come close.

It’s irrelevant, because the NBA outdraws MLS in total attendance by nearly 3 times. His statement is just patently false.

Dude....what? MLS doesn’t come close to outdrawing the NBA...the NBA had a total just shy of 22 million in 2016-17, MLS had 7.3 million.

No it doesn’t. At all.

Articles like this are why the internet dismisses a lot of the good stuff you guys do.

“probably the most talented Pacer of all time”

Imagine having enough time to daydream about stuff like this.

Yeah all of us just have extra laptops lying around.

Spoken like someone who doesn’t actually watch the NBA.

No, no it’s not.

Thank god you made an entire post dedicated to the score after the first quarter. Deadspin truly one of the greats.

What a weird thing to be snarky about.

“for those who care about such things”

I’d like to introduce you to Jeff Sessions.

The two movies are literally nothing alike aside from the guy being a getaway driver, sooooo no?

Stahp. Kawhi’s obviously a unique dude, regardless of his skin color.

“ANTIFA, communism, and straight-up anarchy that had been laying latent within the left”

Wait it’s America’s fault you don’t know geography? That’s...odd.

BUT HE’S GAY SO HE CAN SAY ANYTHING HE WANTS

You walk up to him and punch him in the face. The same way you deal with any bully.