You do know you’re legally allowed to eat eggs, toast, and fruit filled pastries for any meal, right? ;-)

Your last paragraph is spot on and exactly why people get confused about this stuff. It’s not the carbohydrates after 5pm that are the issue, its the type of carbohydrates and the manner in which they are consumed. “No carbs” means no Doritos and ice cream, but would you really tell someone to avoid quinoa and…

This is a blanket statement that simply isn’t true for a lot of people.

Hmm no. That’s not taking into account a whole myriad of other factors.

If it wasn’t for doxxing risks? Please tell me this is a joke.

Hi Nicki? I think it might be time to get out of the comment section. You’re better than this.

Uh yeah sign me the fuck up for that song.

It’s almost like people maybe want to talk about Hilary and the server thing without immediately being subject to “SHUT THE FUCK UP TRUMP SUPPORTER” when they aren’t actually Trump supporters.

“This is not Kim’s fault. You should be able to do whatever you want to do online without some asspieces breaking into your apartment and holding you at fucking gunpoint.”

“Harvard students will support the strikers.”

Remember Magary’s article about assholes? You should read it.

Posting about how you’re going to read comments with a popcorn gif is still a thing?

No chance.

Because it’s fanbase has moved from the 18-49 demo to the 50+ demo and that 18-49 isn’t being refilled.

Good. This fucking scumbag prevented SAFC from bringing back a certain American because he was too busy worrying about getting his pockets lined and less worried about the team on the field. Guy can rot in hell.

“flavor on demand”

How are you still employed

If a tree falls and noones around to hear it except when deadspin posts a picture of it a few days later, does it make a sound?

Welcome to Jez!!!

I spend a lot of time thinking about Zooks as well.