“Harvard students will support the strikers.”

Remember Magary’s article about assholes? You should read it.

Posting about how you’re going to read comments with a popcorn gif is still a thing?

No chance.

Because it’s fanbase has moved from the 18-49 demo to the 50+ demo and that 18-49 isn’t being refilled.

Good. This fucking scumbag prevented SAFC from bringing back a certain American because he was too busy worrying about getting his pockets lined and less worried about the team on the field. Guy can rot in hell.

“flavor on demand”

Oh wait, so what you’re saying is that historically relevant things are caught on film and have been distributed en masse for far longer than Facebook has been in existence? And historically relevant photos and videos are generally saved somewhere a bit more secure than one person’s Facebook profile? It’s almost…

Yeah I’m confused about this as well. Why would I, as someone who run an ad, want to know about the people who literally just clicked and ignored? That does nothing for my business.

Did you really just make the claim that your personal photos and videos could one day be incredibly helpful to future historians?

How are you still employed

If a tree falls and noones around to hear it except when deadspin posts a picture of it a few days later, does it make a sound?

Insufferable is your middle name.

...you really can’t watch a show because maybe there’s some sort of suspension of disbelief required? Your TV viewing life must be incredibly boring.

Aside from being white they are pretty much not at all alike

Welcome to Jez!!!

I call bullshit. A family member happens to be a semi prominent athlete who has done some national ad campaigns for relatively large clothing retailers. His all in on one of the deals was $100k, and that included actual time spent flying places, photoshoots, etc. No way people are paying $75,000 for an IG post to…

I spend a lot of time thinking about Zooks as well.

Bike guys might be the least chill people on the planet.

What in the everlasting fuck are you talking about. Golfers and some basketball players stayed home. That’s it.