...what?

I’m sorry, but what? “There are few opportunities to make more than $36,000 a year” is categorically false. Anecdotal evidence and “people you know” means precisely nothing.

You sound like a real jack ass.

Then don’t. Bud you did, and you got stars for it. Nice work.

No way. The people you’re referring to can’t stand Watt, because he works hard. The MAGA folks want everything given to them, as is their right as a white American.

The LeBron ballwashing around here is getting tiring.

When Ilana and Lincoln are having the conversation about him hooking up with someone else and Ilana starts freaking out then ends it with the “Dick Kiss!!!” and a handstand out the car window my wife and I laughed harder than we have at anything in years. We were both literally in tears and had to rewind a good five…

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Does sliding into the DM’s of some 18 year old who is dating a Cleveland Browns player count as “zero dark thirty”?

Stretch Armstrong? Is that you?

“dominating the social media conversation”

Uhhhh yeah dude, that’s the exact point. There was no mention of road closures in the headline. Tell the whole story or don’t tell it at all.

purposefully missing the point is the best.

Come on. The headline is purposely written to make you think that something vile happened at a Trump rally which caused the shutdown of a rape crisis center. This was very clearly not the case. Further, if the headline was written as informational rather than clickbaitable, it would say “local businesses closed…

This should win the award for Purposely Misleading Headlines.

I can’t tell if you’re serious or if this is the greatest Kinja comment in history.

If your brain is having trouble parsing what is happening here—which is understandable, because this is mind-blowingly insane—Warner Bros. recognizes there are problems with Batman v Superman, and will take the time to figure out what those problems are...

I like how you blame your company for A) making a sound financial decision as money now is worth more than money later and B) you not filling out your own W-4s.

I’m not sure if there’s another sport where confidence has such an effect on form. It plays a role in all, to be sure, but soccer just seems to magnify it.

Honest to god question: Why does that particular thing produce such a visceral reaction for so many women? You could get mugged, be hit by a car, have a piece of ice fall from a tall building, any number of things, yet this particular act seems to strike a chord unlike any other. Is it because of the frequency…