How did Hotel ZaZa intentionally inflict emotional distress?

Haha yes, that too I’m sure.

What could she possibly sue for?

Yes. The official protocol is “Don’t get us sued” which translates to “don’t do a goddamn thing”.

Reading this made me sick to my stomach. Then I saw that Gawker got in at least one variation on “horrific” and all was right with the world.

Oh they keep stats differently for tall and short players?

Yeah the difference is one is being a debbie downer, one is watching the video and seeing that the ball clearly hit the rim before he blocked.

Ignore what was said above. Players ABSOLUTELY get a piece of the transfer amount, but only once they’ve reached a certain status. Your guys moving for 5 million pounds don’t get a lick, but you can be for damn sure if Oscar had moved for 75 million he’s getting a slice of that, just like the Neymar’s, Ronaldo’s and…

It’s not clear whether Cowherd even believes the things coming out of his own mouth, or is just saying them for attention. If it’s the latter, that’s particularly sad, because it’s very clearly not working.

Which in turn is driven by greed.

I mean, “You kicked my ass last night and that makes me want to f—- your brain out. Tonight.” is a pretty fucking weird thing to say if you don’t want to be around a person, no?

It’s the “horrifying” disease. Every fucking thing that gets posted on Gawker that’s mildly bad is described as “horrifying”.

Yep. I mean it seems plain as day that he’s on the spectrum somewhere, but I’m by no means an expert.

Yeah, I would actually agree. Definitely somewhere on the spectrum.

Hmm, I’d say the thing about Sheldon is that he’s clearly autistic.

Samm Levine

Is there a way for someone to be 6'4", 210 pounds and NOT be on the very lean side? That’s stick figure territory!

It’s funny. Skinny people assume we don’t understand space because we take up more space. If anything, we are hypersensitive to space because we DO take up more space.

How exactly does someone wearing pajamas and ugg boots impact you in any way whatsoever? Because it’s not aesthetically pleasing to you?

Fuck that noise. Wake up at 5 and book your seats like the rest of us.