Everything this guy does and I just don’t get it. He’s Deadspin’s Jeff Dunham, just replace the racism/stereotyping with the cheesiest/easiest jokes possible.

No no no. Stop giving this guy props for these jokes. It’s not even low hanging fruit. It’s already fallen off the tree and been rotting for weeks.

Jeff Sullivan is one of the best sportswriters out there. I used to frequent Lookout Landing (Mariners SBNation site) when he was in charge. The stuff he produces is both insightful and laugh out loud funny.

You clearly haven’t been here long.

So wait, Reddit is the lair of Satan and everything about it is garbage but Gawker writers use it to find content to post? You don’t say...

So so so so dumb.

What about that is stupid? They are pretty amazing pieces of machinery. They might look dumb, but so does half the shit people do these days.

Deadspin: Come for the comment section jokes, stay for the in-depth analysis.

I’m 3 months Twitter sober and feel 1,000 times better.

Good of you to get this one in there after my four separate posts admitting I hadn’t seen the previous post and not getting the joke and apologizing. Truly doing God’s work.

My apologies, didn’t see the earlier post. Makes sense now.

Yep. I literally just saw that on the sidebar and it now makes perfect sense. Mea culpa.

Haha yeah, I literally just saw that on the sidebar and it now makes perfect sense. Mea culpa.

I’m not proud about anything. Couldn’t care less about Stoke. Just seems odd to make a joke about a team that’s in the top half of the league standings, above teams like Chelsea, Everton, etc.

Stoke is in 9th place.

Cool.

Frankly the production on his non hits is better than the hits, but those were the only two I could think of off the top of my head that people would know. There’s one song in particular off an earlier album he did that the beat is just out and out bananas. I scoured the internet for the instrumental and it was…

Punchlines tend to follow jokes. None of this was remotely funny.

It’s almost like you completely ignored everything I said. Take the vocals off Ceiling Can’t Hold us and Thrift Shop and they are still tremendous beats.

Everything you referenced (ie dealer having a hand, splitting 10's) is from blackjack, yet you keep saying you were playing poker and he was a bad poker player. Unless this is some insane meta joke that I’m totally missing, it doesn’t make sense.