Uh yes, at work I’m expected to act like an adult, not kick things and cry in a conference room while simultaneously ignoring my other responsibilities (like the tables full of customers who didn’t lecture me on how to serve wine).

The irony of course being that the very website we post on is square in the middle of this “silence everyone else at all costs” tactic.

The issue, I think, is that this place obviously served other things with their tortilla chips besides salsa. In that paradigm, I totally understand why “chips and dip” would mean something other than salsa.

I really like this feature and I tend to side with the servers pretty much every time, however it’s almost like it’s a badge of honor to have a meltdown and cry in a kitchen somewhere.

Or maybe he was confused why one would be mentioning Guardiola when the team he manages wasn’t playing? Not all of us have time to watch YouTube videos of every crowd reaction shot.

Yeah, changed that before I saw you had responded. Didn’t really know what your point was so I thought I’d tone down the sass a bit. Too late it looks like.

I have no idea what this conversation is about anymore.

What a zinger.

“When he was done, I booked in into the kitchen, where I think I may have kicked the ice cream freezer and cried a little. Then the bartender started feeding me sympathy shots of Jameson and I can’t remember much else about that night”

POC? Who said anything about POC? You think the people in the Jezebel comment section complaining about Schumer being racist or indicative of White Feminism are POC?

People LOVE hearing themselves get imaginary stars.

Are there any bands we’ve never heard of that you want to bring up next?

I don’t know but it seems like an absolute no brainer right? Although, having two people who fancy themselves the center of the universe (in the most endearing way possible, mind you) might not make for good TV.

Right? Everything he does is endearing until he smashes home a 25 yard volley that breaks your teams hearts.

Didier seems like such a cool dude. I want him and Zlatan to live together in an apartment and make a reality show out of it.

I’m assuming the people who favorited this joke are the same ones who pushed Two and a Half Men and Big Bang Theory to the top of the ratings charts.

No, not at all.

The over the top Boston accent should only be used in small doses by those who know how to wield it. This was not one of those cases.

So essentially there’s nothing odd and this article was just a way to get clicks?

Anyone who disagrees with him should shut the fuck up amiright?