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He’s denigrating a game system because he, personally, didn’t like a game that basically everyone else did, many critics calling it one of the best games of all time.

Haha love it.

The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt is butt.”

Awesome it’s a female lead, but jesus christ can we stop with the reboots?

Is that email about driving a golf ball a mile serious? Oh neat, you drove the ball 400 yards in the air? I’m sure that ball will continue on for another 1,300 yards off sheer willpower.

what in the fuck is this

This has to be the sister of the deceased mom, right? Getting back at the dad because she never liked him?

Filed Under: No Shit.

Can this meme be retired yet

something I have to do every 30 minutes or so, because apparently adults can’t serve themselves food without smearing it all over”

I’m gonna go ahead and guess that the mother of a guy who thinks its ok to run on the field during a game and fight with security/police probably wasnt doing such a great job to begin with.

Which one is more likely to be fixed?

“Crocks can be very fast on land for short distances. Considerably faster than they are in the water, for the same reasons a horse is faster on land than in water.”

I’m pretty sure you’re right. I’m also pretty sure its hilarious how dumb they are.

Thus far the only evidence of “blackface” is “gold diggers” putting coal on their face as if working in a coal mine.

What exactly did Derek Fisher do that would make him get fired from the Knicks?

Please please please. And have him announce it on live TV from a Boys and Girls club.

If I wore a Nazi uniform to a historically themed costume party, is that OK? I’m not really a Nazi, it’s just a historically accurate costume!”

Correct. Blackface is offensive. Blackface is painting your face black in an attempt to mimic or imitate a black person. Painting your face black to cheer on a football team that wears black is not blackface.

It is not racist to paint your face black. It is racist to paint your face black in an attempt to imitate a black person. Those are wildly different things.