What a hellhole this automotive blog has become.

I'll try, but it doesn't go that far.

For a newer vehicle to have a $40k MSRP, with safety as one of the vehicle’s primary hallmark, to have standard halogen headlamps is an instant CP. All Toyota Corollas from 2016 have xenons headlights as standard. For this Volvo not to have them is ridiculous.

I think the funniest part of the Mercedes Illuminated star is that you can only get it if you cheap out on options that really matter, like adaptive cruise and automatic emergency braking. You are literally making your MB shittier from the factory for the sake of adding the “look at me” emblem.

Why do you think wealthy people that can afford luxury items such as a V12 BMW are automatically weak, insecure and dumb ?

Roberto is a racing buddy of mine and it suuuucked seeing his car come in on a flatbed with him in an ambulance (you get a free ride to the paddock, whether you’re hurt or not). Unfortunately, all of us have random lapses of brain waves that manage to distract from whatever routines we all have before strapping in for…

wow this owns

Silver lining, David, he can tell cool stories to kids: