Nobody’s harassing people in Chinatown atm, we need him to get back on that beat.

Bettman: Calgary residents should make their voices heard about financing a new arena.

I’ll be waiting til he apologises to give my take

Seriously though, this is some real shit. Financial fraud?
He’s in deep doo-doo.
You need to work for a bank to not go to jail for that shit.

Yeah, please fuck off forever. I’ve lived through catastrophic natural disasters. People need to eat and drink clean water. Christ, go jerk yourself off with Atlas Shrugged again, you wretched piece of shit.

Go directly to hell, you absolute nightmare of a person.

Typical of a Llama to spit in the face of victims.

Nice! I was going to dope like Lance Armstrong, but I didn’t have the ball.

Are you flirting with me? ;)

Phil Kessel is the best thing to happen to American hockey since the 1980 miracle on ice!

A hockey player from Wisconsin?

I hate the Penguins as much as the next decent person, but goddammit, Phil Kessel is a national treasure.

You don’t? “Now watch this drive”. Don’t you remember GW said that? Right after being busted (but not impeached) after having lied the country into launching a land war in the middle east? Because I remember. I even remember that Richard Nixon deliberately sabotaged the Paris Paeace Talks in 1968.

Racism, mostly.

He’s more uptight than his pants.

Let he who has not tried to suck his own cock cast the first stone.

It’s okay, I went out on three dates with a Jewish girl last month, so I’m fairly certain I’m covered under the Tim Whatley exception.

Reading this on my phone, and I laughed so hard I cried. There’s a literal Trail of Tears from the elevator to my desk.

No need to get all red in the face, at least they relocated the family.

That’s interesting, because when the Indians come to town, I wonder why my kids (who are of American Indian ancestry) have to be subjected to a team wearing racist caricature on their hats all game.

That comment just made me blush and put a big exaggerated grin on my face!