Murray was the “usual goalie” this year; in recent years for Pittsburgh it’s been Marc-Andre Fleury, who can either look like the most athletic goalie or the worst headcase in history, depending on the night. MAF is a good-to-very-good goalie with at least five good years left - he’ll find a starting spot waiting for…

At least catfish law is less strict down there.

Murray is quietly writing himself the greatest start for a goalie ever.

The ROC went on to say that Melnikova “has superb birthing hips that will be useful once her training schedule allows her to begin menstruating.”

Does this count as another major?

Naming an AAU team after yourself just one more hallmark of the well-adjusted.

His over-inflated ego.

Jokes aside, Kanter is being pretty brave about all this.

Enes, if you need a place to crash and lay low for a while, hit me up. I got you bro.

I heard that he also dated Lennay Kekua before Manti Te’o did. 

“But just taking him at his word means there are a bunch of white cowards and racists living here, because no one stood up to the guy.”

Curt, the truth is right under your nose! You’re so close to getting it!

Curt Shilling: Racism Expert (in more ways than one!)

Yeah, screw Adam Jones and his agenda of continuing to live in America.

“So you admit there’s an agenda? Checkmate!” ~ Schilling

What does it say about our Brit brothers and sisters that two of the dumbest, most awfully misguided moronic oxygen thieves in the Colonies are named Schilling and Pence?

All those black baseball players are lying. The white guy who supports Trump is the guy telling the truth.

If anyone is an expert on perpetuating a myth, it’s Schilling. #fakeblood

Caps would’ve won if not for all the Penguin’s ILLEGAL GOALS. So many bad goals allowed by terrible (or sick) reffs! VERY UNFAIR !

Caps don’t get out of the second round? That’s the first normal thing that’s happened in DC since Inauguration Day...

I would advise you of your constipational rights but it may be too late.