Also a cop, from the Bay Area, and Santa Clara hires cops from around the Bay Area to work these games. The cops from the area AREN’T PART OF THE UNION for the most part, so for the union to threaten to not work these games makes little sense.

The hand that feeds you?

The hand that feeds us? We’re the fucking hand in every scenario whether it’s tax payer dollars or a private company paying for security. The fuck are you going on about?

Dear Santa Clara cops,

It's a good thing people this sensitive have blanket license to harass and murder the people complaining about this very fact.

no she is referring to the “it” as herself which is why i wrote that she was deploying black men as “both object and misogynist,” although i’m mad now that i didn’t write “both object and objectifier,” as parallelism would have been better writing. fuck.

ATTENTION WHITE SISTREN: BLACK MEN DO NOT OWE YOU THEIR ATTENTIONS, SEXUAL OR OTHERWISE. PLEASE BE RESPECTFUL OF THEIR BODILY AUTONOMY, ESPECIALLY GIVEN HISTORICAL DENIAL OF SAID BY YOUR FUCKING PEOPLE.

Lest we remind you that it was JEZEBEL that couldn’t get enough of Dunham when her show first premiered. I and many others kept commenting that she was over-rated as fuck and no one at Jezebel would listen.

I wish men would stop saying this. We don’t have value because of our relationships with men - we are people with worth no matter whether we’re related to you or not. Instead of thinking, “what if this happened to my wife/sister/mother/daughter” try thinking “what if this happened to me.” Because that is what we think…

Talking head? Shit, we have actual judges saying that stuff now.

Look at that fine upstanding young man! Now, why should we ruin his life over a youthful mistake? After all, the young woman clearly was a drug abuser, and sexually promiscuous, so her allegations hold no weight. I also hear whispers that she was embarrassed about her parents finding about about the Xanax and booze…

America truly is a great country. The Deadspin staff’s new ambition is for Tomi Lahren to disembowel us.

What selfish is you, buddy?

“24? Too old.”

Despite her absolutely abhorrent views, I bet I could tolerate her for several years.

She’s gonna make a great Facebook aunt someday.

“I’m strapped in for the good shit, Tomi. Fuck me up.”

(Given that she’s a hot blonde white chick from the heartland who went to college in Vegas, there’s a pretty decent chance that that video already exists in the wild)

moneyball

Nike is currently developing a Tebow shoe that helps its wearers leave footprints in the sand.

The thing is there’s no reason to criticize CK himself, which is what most people are doing. Disagree with the content of his message, have a discourse, but the most common negative reaction has been to outright reject his simple act of making a stand for what he believes in and that’s objectively problematic.