I've never known a Notre Damer who doesn't reek of insecurity about their school. Seriously, they can't go 5 minutes without pathologically having to tell you how good of a school it is. I happen to agree, it's a great school. I'd have to say it's in the top 20 safety schools you go to if you can't get into an Ivy.…

All of her reviews are AMAZING. I couldn't stop reading them. She mentions in every single one that she has 'allergies' to gluten and dairy, so maybe she got the vegan caesar cause it's dairy-free? Although regular Caesar dressing is dairy-free, too…..I don't know. I don't know what one can expect from a person who…

Jesus. That's fucking brutal. I can't even make a joke. Just a goddamn shitty thing to do to someone at their own graduation.

Cosby then proceeded to talk to the entire athletic department about the best ways one goes about covering up rape charges. Advice that proved to be quite useful several years later.

Beans do! I'm vegan so I know this stuff. And talk about constantly at parties. It's what we do. Can't help it. So you should never invite one of us anywhere again, unless it's to the Return It Depot, since that's our mecca.

I suggest having a firm "one and done" rule—you use the word fag in my house? You're not welcome. You spew anti-choice crap? Goodbye. It'll be awkward but feel so god damn good. And he won't come back next year!

Well, he met her through a friend who also had a mail order bride from the Ukraine. And he could tell she really loved him because she her interpreter wrote him such lovely emails. Mind you, she was younger than his daughter (and before he moved his MOB out here, he told his 32 year old daughter that she should get…

Because the bar lets in ugly girls. Definitely not because he's secretly gay.

Her VEGAN Caesar salad WITH CHICKEN.

I can imagine the conversations between staff when they left his table.

The inherent difference there is that Bill Clinton did not drug Monica Lewinsky and leave her to wonder what happened to her when she woke up naked. They had a months long affair with each other where the sex was essentially "consensual" (I use that term loosely given his position of power).

The difference is that Clinton had many political enemies who would have loved nothing more than to take him down because of a woman's accusation. These powerful people had teams of well paid staff who tried their best to dig up whatever they could about him. They tried their best and nothing stuck so he didn't…

Mac and cheese is still really damn good.

In my time covering sports for a small market television affiliate I found the biggest motive to bury a story almost always had to do with access. The news outlet needs the subject more than the subject needs the news outlet.

Ed L. YOUR SERVER DOESN'T CARE. YOUR SERVER DOESN'T CAAAARE. There is nothing worse, being a server, than a customer trying to educate you on your food. If you send a server back to the kitchen to ask questions, make them good. Food allergies are a good thing to send your server back for. Trying to educate the brigade…

Oh, I thought he wrote the wrong car company and meant Subaru, as those have a "crunchy" following.

I work for a website and was recently tasked with reading all of the technical feedback to try and solve from issues we've been having.

Not sure how you figured that one out but impressive nonetheless. Well done.

Has anyone else noticed that in the reviews of the Yelp app itself, there are reviews of random restaurants? People didn't even bother to install the app; they just found the app, and in their fury, just hit review and started typing away about a restaurant when they are supposed to be talking about bug fixes and…

I was totally picturing a horde of teeny tiny violinists playing Twinkle Twinkle in amongst the recycling, but your thing probably makes more sense.