Heh, the two North Carolina locales are in beach towns that are currently infested with northerners (mostly New Jersey people).

Disclosure: I'm an American, have never been to Canada, and I don't drink coffee.

In seasons past they also dabbled with silver helmets, helmets with giant tar heels on them, helmets with the "NC" logo filled in with American flag, and navy blue trim/pants/fuck it let's just make the whole uniform navy. I think they're trying to be the Oregon of the east coast.

#NotAllTarheels

My favorite part of that video is the woman who looks like she's running a can of beer through a course on Most Extreme Elimination Challenge.

Yeah, good point. Put 'em up in Morrison or Hinton James or something. Plus, while I'm not really sure where they were training, the Aloft hotel is way out on a four-lane highway a few miles from the usual football practice facilities. It's not exactly walking distance to anything campus-related, unless you are going…

"...Boyer was involved in an alleged physical altercation with multiple teammates in his room at the A-Loft hotel in Chapel Hill where the team was staying..."

It's a shame they're not playing it in Annapolis, where the Naval Academy actually is (and is a pretty nice town), but I guess they go for semi-neutral venues since it's a big rivalry.

So basically this is the lame American remake of Bedouin whole stuffed camel?

LOL you have absolutely no life! You spend your time stalking the blog posts of gear heads and telling them they have mental health issues and bad grammar because you literally have nothing better to do. Get a job or something.

Fuck Joe Flacco, but Haribo Gold-Bears are delicious.

I ordered a chicken salad sandwich at a semi-upscale lunch place once, and when it turned out that the chicken salad had chopped-up cherries in it, I sent it back. I cannot stand fruit (or nuts, for that matter) in chicken salad, and the menu didn't indicate that the cherries would be in it, but I still felt like a…

Guild Wars 2 has also been experiencing DDoS attacks for the past week or so. I got D/C'ed right before a Tequatl (big-ass open world boss) fight on one occasion :-/

I'd always assumed the same was true of the throngs of Virginia Tech fans who started swarming Chapel Hill/Raleigh/etc. for football road games once their school joined the ACC. "Hokies travel well" = "couldn't wait to get the fuck out of Blacksburg".

I can't wait for the Art Modell grave-pissing guy to make an appearance.

No joke, "because their head coach looks like a walrus" is a much better reason to root for a particular team than probably a lot of the assholes/"real fans" described in these articles have.

Did you read the endless mozzarella sticks odyssey article a little while back? It looks like TGI Friday's already beat McD's to the "worst mozzarella sticks in the universe" milestone:

Primanti Brothers is one of those places that always ends up on those "Top 10 Dives/Places to Pig Out/Places Staffed With Cranky Locals Who Will Yell and/or Throw Rolls At You" shows on the Food Network (see also: The Big Texan and that place near Boston College where you can get a dectuple-burger with six pounds of…

I love that the Charlotte bar fight that Matt witnessed involved exactly zero Panthers fans. It's a real testiment to the general pro football apathy of the region that two far out-of-town teams can field big enough local fanbases to make that sort of thing possible.