Well, I gotta hand it to you, I'm amazed that it took this many posts for this thread to get Godwin-ed. So, uh, congrats, I guess?

Huh? Oh, it's you again. Isn't all this concern trolling making your wrists hurt? Plus, I heard it can make you go blind, too. Just saying.

Wait, so is this place full of neckbeards, or full of shit-ass lesbians? Well, which is it?? I'M SO CONFUSED.

The "Just a Kid from Akron Cherry Cola Cupcakes" part is definitely obnoxious. It's a very clumsy way of shoehorning that particular LeBron PR meme into yet another context.

Outstanding.

"Oh noes, the 'WON'T YOU THINK OF THE CHILDREN' maneuver didn't work! Crap, better go straight to the 'I WIN YOU LOSE NEENER NEENER' gambit. Worked in third grade!"

+ 1.21 gigawatts

Oh yes. I discovered these in Puerto Rico, and shortly thereafter was trying to determine how many packs of them I could stuff into my luggage without making the USDA inspectors at the airport stare at me TOO hard.