“Excuse me ur corn iz gone bad.”

That’s for the Teslas it murdered.

They were so close-the correct answer is a classic 4X4! It’ll be fairly cheap to maintain and it will always look the part. Plus, you’re much more likely to get questions about it than sneers and judgment.

THIS!  This is pretty much exactly what I was going to say.  Don’t try to “fit in” with them, but instead drive something that says “I *could* afford any of the stuff you’re driving but I’d much rather drive xxxxxxx”.  I think that the Miata with a roll-cage is a perfect example, although I’d go something more modern…

This is an easy one. Get yourself a used Caterham. If I owned a private jet I’d want my pilot to drive a Caterham. In fact if I owned a private jet I’d buy my pilot a Caterham.

Tom - Yes, a black SUV fits in pretty much any luxe scenario. I hate them, and the questioner sounds like he does too. But no VIP would blink at one on the tarmac. I’d go with a black Tahoe just for a little more of the “I’m picking up Kanye” look.

The right answer is unquestionably a used Lexus LS or GS. A few year old GS 350 AWD F Sport is pretty nice looking.

“Design it for a ten-year-old kid” - head of C8 design.

Nah. He’s just learned to keep his fucking mouth shut, which is an improvement but is hardly redemption.

Ok, Mazda. I want you to hear me out on this...

Of course I would never send humans out there. I’d hire a project manager to send them.

I’m still waiting for this to become a real course

If you can’t fix an Alfa you shouldn’t drive one

Has to be said - they really Rammed it in there.

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Never Forget!

Am I the crazy one that think it’s not a very good looking car? 

Zupr4?

“Bro, if you don’t trigger On Star at least once per lap you’re pussy-footing it.”

It’s funny, I actually didn’t care for the test drive and was ready to hand him the money on the spot, but he needed to go to his sister’s house around the corner to find the title. I wasn’t about to let the keys leave my hands.