Nissan IDX. It was supposed to be the entry level sports coupe that slotted below the Z. Maybe Nissan would be a more exciting company today had they actually produced them?

Lol a GM CEO acting in the company's best interest isn't a horror, it's a surprise!

Not enough ALL CAPS

No, this is not acceptable. I was very nice to Mary Barra. I was nice to her and I got her ventilators when she needed them. Now I doubt she could pass a conative test. Follow me here, one of my final acts at president will be to abolish GM (and failing Jalopnik).

The Infiniti QAnon

In other news, the QAnon edition Silverado has been canceled.

Yep.  That was the only answer I could think of.

Forever and ever mad about this. Especially after seeing them up close.

Came here for this, nice username...

If Nissan did bring the IDX to production it wouldn't have meet everyone's expectations anyways and we'd still complain about it and not buy it. 

Dude, chill out. It’s a joke, not a conspiracy theory. 

Disgraced, Set-up as the fall guy, or a master mind like a real life James Bond villain who escapes house arrest in some crate out of Japan, by walking out of his house with a “i have a cold” mask and glasses, goes to some tiny airport, somehow sneaks out without having his crate x-rayed and lands in his home town in…

ditto.

The best answer, forever.  My first thought as well

Look, the Nismo one especially is laughing at all us fools!

This one will sting for a long, long time.  

This is the winner.

Spot on. 

Here here!

Ahh yes that’s the other one that immediately came to mind. Sigh.