If the 11.600 RPM redline isn’t a good enough reason, I don’t know what is.

Isn’t America the American version of this?

Modern driving gloves are like that. Padding keeps your hands from blistering. Plus they’re fire proof... in case he drives a Ferrari later.

Victimless crime

Look, I hate FIFA, I hate Blatter, but fixing a match by booking an Italian for diving is genius.

And what happens to the idiot who leaves the turn signal on for miles?

“Lol. I figured its owner would run it into a tree without my help.”

This scares the shit out of me. I have seen so many cases where people are exonerated for crimes they did not do only after spending 30 years in jail that it seriously scares me. This is a mild example of that, but they guy still could have spent a year in jail over something he did not do and because the arresting…

“We’re not in the business of wrongfully accusing anybody” except for the whole fact that you are since there was someone with video evidence that you repeatedly ignored until it hit public forums and got so big you could not ignore it anymore. This is disgraceful and people need to be fired.

“Father?”

Do you have any regrets about not going for the Nissan Murano CrossCabriolet this time around?

Solution:

“Turn right at the CVS®, where you can pick up a delicious Red Bull® to continue your drive”

You can easily fit an LS3 in a defender without hacking the thing up:

A few thoughts on LR spare wheel placement:

Maybe use black spray paint.......

“Perfect timing, I always wanted to test out the deathray.”