They are using the wrong ordinance. Needs moar MOABs.

Make it EXACTLY like the 1970-1978 S30 minus the atrocious "accordion" bumper. And I will wait in line for the next 5 years.

Hear that, Tesla 1.0 owners? Your iCar is obsolete. Time to upgrade. (This is when everyone gets a deal on a first generation S)

It must stand for Doge.

TESLA KEYNOTE.

I'd like to think that Elon's gonna arrive naked on stage and helicopter wordlessly and in silence for ten straight minutes. Then everybody applauds vicariously, and their stock goes up another $100.

The "D" is overwhelming...

Amongst all the dick jokes, I think I'll do some speculation. D... For "Duty"? A pickup truck, perhaps?

Since any answer other than NSX is patently absurd, let's just continue posting absurd (but kinda cool) Hondas. My submission:

why not charge a nominal fee, like 25c, and say that the cars were rented? Tesla could even drop a bunch of quarters near the cars that the test drivers just happen to "find".

That's where I'd be like, "I see no dealers here, we're the manufacturer. Move along, these are not the droids you're looking for."

Challenger Hellcat. Considering that in 1989 the only "Challenger" was the FWD Daytona, the Mustang was putting out 225hp, and the Ferrari Testarossa was putting out ~385 hp, the idea that you could go buy a seven-hundred horsepower car STOCK off the lot with a warranty would have just been mind-boggling. Hell, I…

surely the XL1, exotic materials, spaceship looks, groundbreaking drivetrain.

This right here, the FWD, BMW 2-Series Active Tourer.

Pretty well any of 'em.

"The Tomahawk cruise missile has a range of over 1,000 miles"

Sheikh Hamad Bin Hamdan Al Nahyan's Dodge Power Wagon.