@rhinestonedarling: No, stay cable free. I went cable tv-free in 2003 and only just got cable tv again about 6 months ago. Horrifying. I had no idea things had gone so far downhill...

This guy threatened to eat a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and then he actually did it!

@Archetype: A pal found it in a newsgroup and gave me a copy on a thumb drive. Even plugging that stupid thumb in seems like too much effort. Besides, I have a strict policy where I don't watch anything until it comes on basic cable. Said policy is enforced by being too broke/lazy/drunk/naked to get myself better…

Some of the skirts would make lovely lampshades

OMG! I have a rubber penis with a pump that I can inflate. It's my fave.

I've been on a JJ kick all day, I happened across a youtuber who has uploaded a massive amount of JJ episodes that were only broadcast in the UK. Here's the person's page if'n anyone else was interested.

It's interesting, I think, that if we aren't hearing about how women are emotionally out of control, we are instead hearing about how we are in so much control that we are trying to manipulate with things like tears.

Anyone remember this gem of a show from the 70's. I'm pretty sure it's why I'm a such a pothead now. But, ironically, I hate vegetables.

And boxing gloves charms are everywhere:

At least when I shop at Wal-Mart I only have to pay $9.99 - er, wait, I mean $9.88, to take part in international exploitation.

Everytime I catch a bit of this show I get bummed because the Ramones are nowhere to be seen. Plus, that long-armed green unibrow guy gives me a serious case of the creeps.

@alphafemale: regale, even

The last best friend I had slept with my fiance on the day that my mom died. Same Day. No apology ever came. Maybe later, once I've woken up some, I shall regail you further with more of the story. I haven't bothered with "friends" since.

Boo!

@westvillagegirl: Right on any publicity is good publicity, and believe me she knows that all of those seemingly straight laced conservative fox-watchers are some of the best customer's a working girl can get. Pervy, rich, hypocritcal, and so very ashamed. Cha-ching.

Republicans are bullies and Democrats are wimps, Libertarians are where it's at.

Ani Difranco's "School Night"

@Kona: I hate those people.

"They are pretty, but they have good heads on their shoulders."

The testicle department is not cooperative when it comes to returns.