For a minute there, when I saw that hairy back, I thought that was my ex.

Here is an interesting article about polyamory in primates.

"Overall, The Insider spent 12.76 minutes reporting actual news"

As far as Christians go, secretive, culty ones are the most fun.

@MaryPickford:

@alaskanbrownbear:

This article makes me feel bad about masturbating with a crucifix.

@AnnieGetYourFun: If that makes you a horrible person, then I must be the devil incarnate, because the only flaw I can see in your solution is that you are doing all that for free.

@meaghan2k: I've heard that myself. Apparently I scare boys, I know it's shocking, right? It all works out though, because if he's scared of my personality, he certainly won't be able to fuck me like I need him to.

Oy, They forgot the number 1 reason, mans failure to find the clit. Or even if they know where it is, they just seem to think that as long as they stay in the general area of it, that's just peachy. I've been meaning to write a rant called "What the hell are you doing down there? Why are you blowing on it, that's…

Speaking of awesome representations of female genetalia - See! the "Pink Upholstered Vagina Couch" from the best of craigslist:

Bows? I must be out of touch, I didn't realize bows were fashionable these days. :/ I got busted selling weed when I was 18, was made an example of, and got 6 months lock-up. I remember a girl came in and everyone was all atwitter because it was discovered that she had a weave in her hair. This was almost 20 years…

I watched this, JJ was awesome as always, but I think that nitwit was too far gone. Even after he said it would be disrespectful if he grabbed his mom, he still insisted that the plaintiff had beaten herself black and blue in the face. I really don't know how she resists throwing her gavel at these people. Just once…

Here is the disturbing article that was previously mentioned. He has a date-rapist vibe because he is a date rapist. Juiciest bits are near the end. Very much worth reading.

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