Goddammit, now I have to fortify my uranium refining centrifuge plant. Mondays are the fucking worst.

get off your phones, assholes.

Redundant as it may be I’m glad to see it. Coal rollers are the scum of the earth. I saw my first one in person yesterday. It took me a minute to process what I was seeing. As soon as I figured it out my only wish was that my hands were bigger so I could flip him off more vigorously.

You can just make out the "x" in the middle. What I do is insert my microphallus through there, then I snort black pepper in order to make myself sneeze. This causes me to drink the beverage through my penis.