As an owner of a Ranger I 100% agree with you.
He’s not Mr. Regular. He’s Mr. Regular’s Texan Cousin!
And that’s why it’s always good to have a front diff along with your rear diff.
Be careful. Cops might think you're with an underage car now
Bro, I heard your homie Jared got locked up just for taking that footlong and trying to stuff it in that 6”. He’s lost all his cred man. Fuck that perv, man.
That means you have one more hour to drink coffee today. Then you can start drinking coffee for tomorrow.