Haha, Morning shift is earlier now, not complaining, but be prepared. I was totally on board reading your comment and then the rebuttle came and I was like oh yeah... I am dumbs...

Am not the disappoints...

If the cop pulled him over before and now sees the same guy with a headlight out, you have to stay consistent.

Ugh, I can’t believe you guys haven’t figured it out.

Pfft, please get in line behind Texas, or even more specifically Houston, Austin doesn’t count, those people are just weird...

Maybe it’s just me and my mediocre bank account, but if they didn’t let you take it home with you wouldn’t you be skeptic if it was really your car? Man, I’d be such an ass about it like leaving a rando sticker somewhere... maybe marking something small with a sharpie. Probably eventually just carve my initials into…

God I hope not, seriously. It’s like these 6 foot guys who are beefy trying to stuff themselves into the Kia Soul, just stop.

Shocker... Can anyone imagine being paid to just do outrageous crap all the time? Literally, it’s genius, come up with the craziest way to do something, make a spectacle of it, and then get monies.

They just don’t make them like they used to...

Haha, awesome!

Ugh, now I gotta search for my entourage GTFO gif...

Better watch your back fish, because Squirrel Master ain’t going to be there for you next time. And next time I’m gonna want some cocktail, FRUIT!

To quote the movie Next Friday, yes the Ice Cube one.

Just when I had all but forgotten about this, enjoy your star.

Farewell Evo, let your subpar interior components rest in peace. May no one forget how many high school punks and boost fan boys you made look like a hero day in and day out with your amazing AWD and econo-slush box capabilities.

Haha, not supposed to be driven? If I had enough money to buy this what makes you think I wouldn’t be insane enough to sit it in my living room and make race car noises all on my own. I would have a blast with this thing for all of 30 seconds before I continued eating my captain crunch and milk out of tupperware.

Article says Honda Accord, link to the Article says Honda Accord, Police say Honda Accord. It’s a Honda Accord Dude...

Ah Volvo, the Nokia equivalent of a car. I mean, exterior only, but yeah, they are mini tanks, the older ones anyway.

Good. Get that person off the street. I don’t care if you burnt down the wrong car. I don’t care what your ex did to you that you see it necessary to set a car on fire. You belong in jail and off the streets with the rest of us “normal” people.

Totally not there yet with the kid thing but I think this could make a fine Dad-mobile. I have my fast car, but if I wanted to not blow my wad on crazy luxury cars I could see myself in this. Don’t want a car that’s crazy fast and yet, don’t want to look like I’ve totally given up on life with my daily. This could…