November 1st is the best birthday. I got Halloween themed birthday parties as a kid, and now as an adult I can get drunk on Halloween and have everyone leave me alone on the 1st. Plus, I often get an extra hour of sleep.

When George Bush left office, it had been months since the last bombing attack in Iraq. The peace had been won.

Thank you, Captain Pedant.

LeSean McCoy is such a fucking child.

Sikhism and Islam aren’t races. Granted, the assholes that tried to turn these guys away probably are racists, but this isn’t an example of them being racist.

The fix was in. ACC officials wanted to make sure they got a team in the playoff.

This is what I was looking for. The Rust Cohle-iest of all Rust Cohle movies.

Whyyy, Jimmy Webb, you look like somebody just walked over your presidential candidacy’s grave.

Just out of curiosity, are you a defense attorney?

Jesus Haploid Christ, you sound like my dad when he gets a new device. And I’m pretty sure I’m older than you.

Congratulations on re-reporting a made up story.

If I really did jack off Bryce Harper as I typed up my comment, I would already have accomplished more in baseball than you did in your entire failed, pathetic career.