I feel for Mewes, but do we know what happened to Yertle the Turtle? I hope he didn’t end up as an appetizer.

Nancy’s more valedictorian than prom queen and — at the risk of repeating myself and seeming too worked up defending a fictional character — she was the driving force behind the plan to take out the demogorgon in the last season. She’s super smart and a badass! He knows the cute Siouxsie has good taste in music,…

“Cool girl” gets overextended into any girl who both likes traditionally masculine things and has traditionally feminine qualities. As Gillian Flynn first uses it in Gone Girl, it means women who become what men want her to be, regardless of whether it fits her own interests and desires. https://www.goodreads.com/work/…

The character is also a child and she’s not doing anything beyond giving her brother a hard time. Go to therapy.

This episode provided us the only authentically adolescent moment in the show’s run, where the big brother whose name I forget, after extolling the virtues of freaks to his brother, completely ignores a cute Souxsie at the party in favor of playing Duckie (see, I do references too!) to a spoken-for Nancy. Freaks don’t…

Rave On Airlines! This concert is standing room only!™

I have a brother and what does that have to do with a presumed adult directing curse words at little girls?

She’s a child who has no idea what’s going on. Check yourself before you wreck yourself.

As a TV show, you can expect to see a post for every episode. So If Stranger Things posts are a thing that’s gonna bother you, maybe steer clear of the site for the next week.

The seats next to the bathrooms used to be the cheap seats, now it is the seats that are flecked with Blake Shelton’s talentless spittle.

Trump and Kim actually did nuke the original Earth. Now we are on Planet Trump, the asshole’s personal Earth.

That doesn’t explain the rest of us.

I am reassured that this will never take off (ha!) because space for band = less seats crammed in plane to make money off of.

Absolutely not. I’m ok with a flight attendant singing a little jingle right before takeoff. And that did happen on a Southwest flight I took last year. But beyond that, no.

You do that too?!!!!!!

I’m beginning to think I didn’t actually survive that hospital visit in Fall 2016...

I’m up in the Nasty Nati and in the “amenities” paragraph I knew immediately that this was some Northside Nonsense, and it was gonna be BAD, and if the landlord is involved they will be not-present or completely unable to bring themselves to fix even one tiny thing. DID NOT DISAPPOINT.

Thank fucccking god they left…

This didn’t make me scared. It just made me fucking angry enough to want to learn how to do some real damage with a carving knife.

Jesus. Dozer helped saved your life.