Let's agree you're all idiots. There are actual serious problems and all you can do is throw the words "Liberal!" and "Conservative!" back and forth as if they were insults. Is this going to solve anything? I wouldn't mind so much if it kept you busy while the adults talked, but the adults can't hear themselves think…

Not only that, she would probably still be Vice President right now.

Methopause.

No- when you're a vegan, it just feels like purgatory.

would allow me to assess the overall mental health of america.

You become a Vegan in Purgatory?

Diagnosis: Xanax hangover after a couple of espressos.

This is about as comprehensible as Kinja.

I honestly want to know how well that new venture of her's is doing. I kind of feel that that information would allow me to assess the overall mental health of america.

It's like she accidentally made a parody of herself.

Meth.

No one cares about your gut motility.

Um, I am a lady, and I wear thongs, and I work in healthcare, so yes, I do actually understand all of those things. No one's asscheeks are covered in poo. And if they were, it would be their pants, not their thongs that were getting covered in shit. Even if you wipe perfectly, there will always be fecal bacteria in…

People can get poor educations. I remember my mom telling me when she had a brief job at Planned Parenthood, and how she had to explain to a distraught newly pregnant woman just why "But either me or my boyfriend took the pill every day!" didn't cut it.

Well, in their defense, they grew up with ad after ad for feminine hygiene spray, gel, douche, etc. They (myself included) were culturally conditioned to think their vaginas were dirty and needed cleansing with a bunch of chemical shit.

Apparently. I could not imagine wanting to do that more than once, though! That shit has to be irritating.

I thought you were being hyperbolic. Do women actually insert a bar of soap up there?

People don't know how to wipe, or take care of their genitals in general. When I went for a post-partum checkup two years ago, the gynecologist (who was new to the practice) gave me a pamphlet that advised women not to shove soap up their vagina. I asked her if this was a common problem and she just shook her head and…