Wrecked *someone else's* ferrari.

I would hate to be these two joker's manager right about now. Because while everyone knows that firing the two of them is going to be so automatic it requires no consideration at all. The 2nd question everyone will ask is "Did their manager know what they were up to?" While anyone could come up with some rationale…

Sometimes it helps having something to overcome in life.

When asked about the incident, the concrete barrier replied "This is the happiest day of my life. You work your way up from just being lowly slurry up to being a highway barrier but you never think you'll be able touch a Ferrari, let alone wear it's color. Sure, every barrier knows it could get involved with a Ferrari…

Doubled the value of this concrete

"Let me see where I can find a new job."

Did you respond? I find it impossible not to take the piss out of the worst ones. Example:

I'm pretty sure I got the worst ever solicitation on okcupid. It was, "Do you have any fetuses?"

I'm going to second this. He sounds like a really decent person. A little awkward but most good people are.

Seriously, though! I'm all for straightforward, but there is nothing straightforward about clunky writing. Just say, "I think you seem interesting; I'd like to get to know you better". Fixed!

Programmer romance joke!

I have made the assessment to deem you of sufficient compelling interest for me to impart further effort to "get to know you better."

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say this person works as a computer programmer. Or is a computer.

I have made the assessment to deem you of sufficient compelling interest for me to impart further effort to "get to know you better."

It's about as romantic as going shopping and trying to pick fresh fruits out from beneath piles (and piles) of rotten ones.

Was OKCupid ever romantic though?

He probably overheard someone say that dating is like interviewing for a job, and took it literally. Maybe he's a little on the Aspergers spectrum?

Welcome to OKStupid

His head looks enormous. Are we sure that wasn't photoshopped on?

It's never too early to talk to your children about air humping.