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I would like this comment 15 million times over if I could. The only friend I have who has a child is almost nauseatingly motherish. Her home is immaculate, she prepares elaborate organic baby food, never yells and she recently told me that she "stared at [her son] for twenty minutes" while he was sleeping. I was

Maybe your partner should help more with the one you have (I get the impression from your comment that you do all or most of the child care) and THEN decide. It's easy to say you want more kids when you only get the fun parts. But you should also definitely let your partner know how you feel (if you haven't already).

Show your partner this comment. You are obviously not comfortable or happy being a mother to one, I can't believe he'd be pushing for a second.

Holy shit, it took a lot of comments before someone brought this up.

while her name is funny. why was she shooting a missile? Was she trying to put it away in the car and accidentally shot it? Was she pissed off with someone and decided to blow of steam with the missile that she remembered she had in her car and if so why do it in public? Go some isolated place and light it up, i mean

I'm a TV reporter. Several years ago while my husband was out of town a meth head broke into our garage overnight and was there for HOURS trying to steal all of our stuff and hot wire my husband's car with a nonsensical set of found objects and wires for which my husband dubbed her "meth-gyver". Our barking dog

Who wastes a pound of perfectly good bacon like that?

I know a "Sir President..."

This woman's mug shot is just Art. Bad Life Choices: A Portrait.

Settle down, Mark. This is more reporting than CNN has done in ages.

A front-runner for Floridian of the Year, for sure.

I'm not trying to put you on the spot, but I'm genuinely curious- what is it about Lindsay that makes you a fan? Because, even taking into account her monstrous parents and addiction issues, I don't think I have ever read a single item about her that indicates she is anything but a thoroughly rotten human being.

I don't have much hope for Lohan to pull it together.

or at a discount. Whichever you prefer.

Thats an excellent idea!

Its nice to know that I have something in common with F. Scott Fitzgerald besides the whole attracted to people who end up being crazy thing... but also shit. I literally cannot go to bed unless it is past 11pm unless I did not sleep the night before. whoohoo insomnia!

up top Fitzgerald, samesies

A couple of weeks ago, I realized that this was making me miserable, and so now I have an alarm on my phone. 10 PM? That means it's time to wrap up whatever you're doing, get in the shower, and get ready for bed. It's helping me feel less tired. Still don't want to go to work, but what can you do?

Maybe I could start a service where I call the client on weekday nights at 10PM and tell them, "get to bed young lady, before you get a spanking!"

This is so me right now. Damn you Orange is the New Black! They could have made it terrible and then I wouldn't have this problem.