Occasionally it’s the second button down.

Not to be a pain:

Clearly dispicable.

I think Canon would beg to differ on the “first”-ness of all this:

So some poor AWS instance has been provisioned with Tbps of storage?

A Terabyte of duck fat? Where do I buy this magical thing?

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The first step that no one seems to be mentioning. WEAR A LIFE JACKET. YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO SWIM (as demonstrated).

Could we please test using a CO2 fire extinguisher? Guaranteed faster than anything involving a freezer

On stabilization (although this may not be the most practical for iphones, it certainly applies to GoPros);

Years ago I read this http://www.wired.com/science/discoveries/magazine/16-03/ff_seacowboys?currentPage=all article in Wired about "High Tech Cowboys of the Deep Sea" How can one not think that sounds like the coolest job in the history of the world (weather or not one has the remotest qualifications)?

Please stop confusing Current (measured in Amps, not Amperage) and Voltage (measured in Volts). You refer to the cells ability discharge quickly, referred to as CCA (cold cranking amps) as voltage. You also conflate the concepts of voltage and current on recharge, I'm pretty sure you're talking about current…