Please correct your style on how senators are located. You clearly cut and pasted and ended up with two different formats.

Why picture the X60 if the article doesn’t reference it at all?
Also, the X40t preceded the X60t. It wasn’t a great machine although having a full-on wacom tablet driver for the screen was a plus. Bizzarely, it used a 1.8" hard drive, making upgrades at the time a total pain in the ass

Occasionally it’s the second button down.

Not to be a pain:

Clearly dispicable.

I think Canon would beg to differ on the “first”-ness of all this:

So some poor AWS instance has been provisioned with Tbps of storage?

A Terabyte of duck fat? Where do I buy this magical thing?

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Title is wildly misleading:

The first step that no one seems to be mentioning. WEAR A LIFE JACKET. YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO SWIM (as demonstrated).

Could we please test using a CO2 fire extinguisher? Guaranteed faster than anything involving a freezer

On stabilization (although this may not be the most practical for iphones, it certainly applies to GoPros);

The gensets are definitely bigger than 500kW. 500kW will fit in a small a 20ft container (generally). Could be that they’re 10mW units? 50mW for a city of that size is about right. Could be more. Not sure if it’s an Air Force caption error or Gizmodo’s.

Years ago I read this http://www.wired.com/science/discoveries/magazine/16-03/ff_seacowboys?currentPage=all article in Wired about "High Tech Cowboys of the Deep Sea" How can one not think that sounds like the coolest job in the history of the world (weather or not one has the remotest qualifications)?

Please stop confusing Current (measured in Amps, not Amperage) and Voltage (measured in Volts). You refer to the cells ability discharge quickly, referred to as CCA (cold cranking amps) as voltage. You also conflate the concepts of voltage and current on recharge, I'm pretty sure you're talking about current…