What do you think Yolanda is more proud of; her 2 daughters or that goddamn beautiful glass-door refrigerator?

Quiet down ladies, a man is here to explain everything to us.

It came out too dark! Breakfast is RUINED!

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wait WHAT? This isn’t a Boy Meets World reference? Topanga is a place? Where was this information like.... 20 years ago

Goddamit Kim, now Jesus has to pick up the slack since there’s one less person in the office. He’s definitely not going to be able to slide out early the Friday before a 3 day weekend.

*stands up*

OMG you can’t just ask why there are only white people in a video set in Africa!!

There’s a future for you writing Nationwide commercials for the Super Bowl.

Why aren’t black olives on nachos classified yet as a hate group?

I WILL FUCKING FIGHT YOU

But she is brainwashed and in a cult.

My head hurt by the end of that.

Because women are OBVIOUSLY hens (otherwise how are women supposed to henpick their husbands to death?), and “stag party” sounds more dignified than “cock party.”