Counterpoint:

I think him being a more naive untrained fighter early on is more “realistic”, and that he became a canny brawler by the time of Winter Soldier makes complete sense. Untrained fighters really do waste time gawking instead of flowing into the next punch.

I’m very happy you’re alive. It sounds like Zack Snyder of the past invaded your dreams and created the DC Murderverse. I hope you have many happy dreams and can manifest a happier future for the future DC cinematic universe. In all seriousness, we are kind of living in the future, and can do things that would have…

Moto-boxing seems like a more natural fit than chessboxing.

This is awkward.  Big fan of your work, sir.  

I think his biopic will show him, rage tweeting on the can, with his famous quotes and an inset of his blood pressure readings and a simulation of blood vessels in crisis. Worsens over time, until, like Elvis, he has left the building.

Maybe he asked Rupert to say in his daily memo of marching orders “Don’t bring up McCain”.

I think we should have a John McCain impersonator show up in the crowds at his events to gaslight him. Sneak them in in MAGA drag and sunglasses, then reveal themselves. Just at the fringe, when Trump notices him, have “McCain” shake his head in disapproval and leave.

Can you talk to my Prius?  The ICE part if working fine, but the electrical and computer get dodgy every now and then.  

There really should be two lanes, right lane walkers, left lane runners. If you like standing, and are in no hurry, take the elevator.

Be careful...

I think it’s just MMA in Space with the quirkily bankable action hero/character actor Cage.

I, and others, assume blackmail is the best explanation. I think when the details come out, it’ll be more “yeah, that explains things”, rather than gasps of astonishment.

I support you because I support assisted suicide, even though you’re taking your sweet (ahem) time about it. And if it were me, I’d likely choose a way that’s less likely to involve gradual difficulty walking, loss of vision, decreased sexual function, fatigue and eventual serial amputations of lower extremities.…

Hoping he has an effect in England, and they realize that if this is the sort of twit that wants Brexit, they’ve made a horrible mistake.

They’ll need them if Discovery continues, as other Star Fleet ships in Star Trek routinely get blown up, only Enterprise endures. Enterprise may have to show up routinely and shuttle any survivors to the new ship.

Really? You don’t think she sold the interrogation scene in Avengers?  

I don’t think so: