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While he’s an abysmal damaging choice, I’m guessing it’s because it was a name Trump recognized and had some controversy around. Anything newsworthy to distract from subpoena’s related to the Mueller report and his taxes being finally revealed.  

Yes, nothing has really leaked from the Mueller investigation.  That’s unusual in this day and age.  

Other presidents showed the burden of the office by gaining gray hairs and more lines in their face. His face and hair are treated with space age polymers, to prevent any alteration, so the only thing left to give is his brain.

Gentleman, I give you our next Attorney General.  

Some asshole is typing as we speak.

You’d think being friends with nazis like Richard Spencer would be disqualifying, but no, that puts him in the camp of one of those “very fine people”.

A reminder of what Trump disliked about Obama. From 2016, five days before election:

How would democrats win on this issue? What position could they take on Smollettt that couldn’t be twisted the wrong way by Trump? 

Vlad’s a troll, possibly tomato? Was named as such on other thread.

As people do better, they start voting like Republicans - unless they have too much education and vote Democratic, which proves there can be too much of a good thing.

I wish Trump would spend the rest of his life being hungry.  

I’m very happy you’re alive. It sounds like Zack Snyder of the past invaded your dreams and created the DC Murderverse. I hope you have many happy dreams and can manifest a happier future for the future DC cinematic universe. In all seriousness, we are kind of living in the future, and can do things that would have

Moto-boxing seems like a more natural fit than chessboxing.

This is awkward.  Big fan of your work, sir.  

I think his biopic will show him, rage tweeting on the can, with his famous quotes and an inset of his blood pressure readings and a simulation of blood vessels in crisis. Worsens over time, until, like Elvis, he has left the building.

Maybe he asked Rupert to say in his daily memo of marching orders “Don’t bring up McCain”.

I think we should have a John McCain impersonator show up in the crowds at his events to gaslight him. Sneak them in in MAGA drag and sunglasses, then reveal themselves. Just at the fringe, when Trump notices him, have “McCain” shake his head in disapproval and leave.

Can you talk to my Prius?  The ICE part if working fine, but the electrical and computer get dodgy every now and then.  

There really should be two lanes, right lane walkers, left lane runners. If you like standing, and are in no hurry, take the elevator.