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Congressman Barney Frank was “accidentally” called Barney Fag by Dick Armey. Frank pointed out:“I turned to my own expert, my mother, who reports that in 59 years of marriage, no one ever introduced her Elsie Fag 

If there was an actual “rug” found, I would bet money it’s something along the lines of this, quite possibly from Bed, Bath and Beyond:

We’re pro-science!

Science says all sperm and eggs are human beings, just haploid individuals. They do not become human when they merge, they always were.  Sperm and egg meet the definition of life, are clearly human.  All humans, and all other multicellular organisms are by definition masses of tissue.

Complicated way for him to fuck himself up.

Considering “Don’t wrong the stranger, as we were strangers in the land of Egypt” is a BFD, yeah, he doesn’t Jew well.

With Kevin Bacon as St. Vitus? 

Tom Cruise hasn’t done a superhero yet...

True, but I find myself easily saying “Bats or Supes would never...” whereas Scott Free I don’t know well enough to say that about.  

If he was on blood thinners, common at his age, it could easily bleed like that. 

He’s only ever demonstrated interest in his kids after they either got a business degree or breasts.

Shit is something in the woods. Dumping raw sewage into the woods can desolate the life cycle of most critters and much plant life in the woods. Flies and dung beetles will be fine, but too much shit for everything else.

If I had a donut for every time I said or thought that, I’d have no donuts. 

He doesn’t call, he doesn’t text, he doesn’t offer him cabinet level positions.

Trump is another bigoted elephant in the room. Remove all politicians who supported him, he’s been famous for his racism since the Nixon era. 

Probably either on the Youtube comment sections or in an incel blog page.

Or sell stock.  That was another of his handy money making tips, for young struggling families.  

They are the party of “Fuck everyone else, I got mine”.

400 of them have Nicholas Cage.