These are great.

Rich, you should do a post-fourfour mix of your list. #neverforget

I was never a Star Wars fan, but my heart is broken. One of the few resources that helped my mom understand my manic depression was Wishful Drinking. Carrie Fisher made me feel less alone in my battle and was a continuous reminder that sense of humor could be a life preserver.

Star Wars fans mourn a princess. I…

We visit NYC every January and I always pack an extra bag specifically for museum gifts.

Christmas shopping, done. Eleven months early.

I would pay good money to see a House of Badu reality show.

When looking at those two idiots together I immediately thought of the dick and the asshole joke on Weeds.

I’ve been coming around the fact that the new president will likely never have read the Constitution of the United States.

I agree. Anything other than DD just doesn’t do it for me.

There will always be some folks who refuse to discuss issues with those who have differing opinions. I come from one of the most conservative counties in the United States and was raised in a very strict Catholic community out in BFE where sex wasn’t discussed and bygawd you better not be having’ none until your…

It’s the least I can do and I only wish I had started sooner.

I had a lightning bolt moment this summer. While reading up on Pence I remembered a college course in Women’s History during which the professor wept as she spoke of Margaret Sanger and the death of Sadie Sachs. At the time I was a 19 year old from a farm…

Mike Pence looks like Dr. Drew’s uptight closeted brother.

I was recently laid off and have been volunteering at PP. When the volunteer coordinator asked why I wanted to volunteer, I replied, “Pence.”

And as soon as I find another job you can bet your ass I’ll be making that monthly donation as well.

(Good luck in your job search!)

Other acceptable pictures include the 1970's toy Water Wiggle.

Orange, unpredictable and dangerous.

Did you see his reaction when a bystander yelled, “Kill Obama!” during the Orange Man’s acceptance speech?

See you chumps later. I’m off to buy stock in Brawndo.

I’m so fucking glad to be child-free. I can’t imagine having to explain a Trump victory to a child in the morning.

Melania is hyperventilating in the ladies room, dreading the BJ she promised him if he won and realizing that she won’t be getting a divorce for Christmas.