Or have you just run out of actual shit to complain about today?

I mean, I’m pretty sure that’s how a limo service can work, if you request it.

According to our focus groups, in fact you do!

I want to see million mile oil.

I want to see million-mile tires.

Nevermind the engine, million mile suspension would be absolutely trashed. 

GM fails to reinvent the wheel, but they took a crack at it.

To be fair, OP did say age 9.

I actually never knew those were mobility vehicles! I thought they were just goofy vans

Came here to talk about that thing. What a beast. One of the best sleepers ever. But, you can always tell it’s an SS when the light turns green and you go deaf.

The original Trailblazer was shitty, this one will be differently shitty. I’m finding it hard to: a) care, and b) be surprised. 

Though it doesn’t seem to be widely in the news, the picture of where he ultimately got pulled over just makes the whole story.

It’s a STANCE thing. nobody on this website would understand.

You do realize that basically all of the SUVs got fake tips now right? Even a lot of sports cars got fake exhaust tips.

The economy is good and gas is cheap, 

I’m not wholly convinced you would be happy driving something you couldn’t envision getting muddy in the middle of nowhere (having soul). You probably would love the Xterra.

A CUV is a more interesting shape than a minivan... there’s only so much you can do with the shape of a minivan, but at least some of the cookie cutter CUVs have an interesting angle or curve occasionally.

If you live by the beach in OC, you can afford more than $35k.

GM when it comes to their current truck designs:

Maybe the cops remembered Clint Eastwood’s “Dead Pool” film featuring a remote controlled car which contained a remote controlled bomb.