Scooters seem to be spreading rapidly and we can’t get rid of them. It’s clearly an epidemic.

Company takes advantage of people? Waitr minute, I’ve heard this one before.

Diapers are easy to explain. Kids in diapers deprive parents of rational thought. It’s part sleep deprivation, part desperation. 

After reading about his work with Higgs boson and quantum tunnelling, do you think he sees the irony of his universe achieving a critical state which is ending in a cosmic collapse?

How about that? The researchers found it only takes two to tangle.

Most are, but like a lot of rules, they tend to not apply to “me.”

Please keep an eye on Costco. Huge rollout happening now. Would love follow up on staffing, profits, wait times, etc.

Self-check is a POS!

I know it’s irrational because I really like the aesthetic, but the graphic for this article defies physics and would result in poop falling out of a scoop onto the floor. Could we fix this? Because I also irrationally love the idea of powering our trains with diarrhea...choo choo choo!

Joshua Tree will be in good shape whenever they figure this shit out.

That’s S words, Sean. Not swords.

Didn’t get to the final sentence, did ya?

They were lobbying in the lobby, but we all know T-Mobile doesn’t get reception at reception.

Que?

This version makes much more Sansa.

Fat bottomed Guerreros, you make the rockin’ world go round!

We’re obviously manipulating his service time, but relax. He is worth the weight.

Uneducated people don’t read disclaimers. And they sure as hell don’t care about your fancy science degree.

“This particular vulnerability seems both sophisticated and pretty bad, though given its complexity, the risks for the average user seem unclear.”

Send them to the big Pharma in the sky.