This is also the site where I then tell you how you spelled raisin wrong.

Did UB40 just drink beer through the whole song...about red red wine?

The way she fell onto the ground makes me think she’ll have a MadBum tomorrow.

You can say that again.

Your description of the contract part is fatally flawed. In the current NBA, you sign the max, then force a trade. If they don’t trade you, you get paid to play a quarter of a game 3 days a week. 

AB was clearly struggling with something, so he had been advised to talk with team therapists before week 17. Unfortunately, he met with Team The Rapists instead.

Depose!?! Oh, you mean the boring depose. 

Guess you’re out of luck if you use AD blockers.

Looked it up and Papa John went to Ball State. A quick Google turns up that he hasn’t done much for his own lesser known university, while embracing Louisville during their rise to prominence (thanks to cheating). So now that he’s moved on to Kentucky, no, he clearly is full of shit and just a businessman. So, good…

No, that was Reel Big Fish. 

Collusion must be an unwritten rule too. Someone’s going to get Billy Beaned for it. 

Remember a few weeks ago when the NBA was the fun league that let the players have personalities? This new version is annoying.

Title of RBG’s sex tape.

I used to think the scariest part is that that guy’s vote counts the same as mine. Then I had jury duty and realized that anyone who commits a crime is likely to have a few of these freethinkers in the box.

We did the same thing for Rio.

This whole situation has me raising  an eyebrow.

They know that Disney Magic is animated or CGI, right?

Can we address the REAL news? Zach Britton is now Zack Britton!
I can finally stop calling him a prich.

They got not talent, but at least they got Hart. 

Nah, they all eventually come around.