This made me laugh, but it’s technically the exact opposite of what he actually did. He started cold, got really hot in June/July, then cooled off again. According to the Mayo Clinic, that’s textbook Menopause Hot Flash.

Meh. He’s .192 against righties, so I say his splits aren’t really that impressive.

He’s going to be quite a free agent catch...or probably not! Who the hell knows anymore?!?

So Bill gets to sue her for writing credit now, right? That’s how the music industry handles it. So that means BS is a Deadspin writer and hell freezes over. GLOBAL WARMING SOLVED!

Saw a cool billboard for her on the way to Palm Springs last week. It’s her with her baby and the text reads G.M.O.A.T.

They’ve got tons of cap space and further screwing up the expectations of other QBs that are ready to get paid (Cousins, Rodgers, Ryan) will force the rest of the player pool to deal with less available money for non-quarterbacks. It somewhat resets the salary expectations at all the other positions they’re going to…

At least it wasn’t fetus.

I thought a Ty goes to the runner, no?

Or, it might make them moist.

What’s the best way to apologize for sending a Christmas present now that it’s February?

I dunno Belicheck instead.

GD Millennials.

Please revise! Article says $300 million over the expected 30 year stadium life. Bullshit. Stadium will only be open for 15 years before a new one is needed, so fear not citizen of Arlington. Your shitty deal is probably only nets $150 million for the owners to claim.

I would pay for mlb.tv if I could watch my team's games. However, they don't want my money apparently, so I wish them all the best as they struggle to remain relevant to anyone under 50.

Law 12! Gotta know the law if you're gonna break it, right LawSchoolSlacker?

champ14n.

Only question I want the umpires to answer is why don't they enforce any of the rules already on the books that would reduce the amount of time between actual baseball being played.

Less content from your other sites. Cross promotion is fine if it makes sense, but I don't want food recipes or "why saved by the bell sucks" on my hypothetical ideal sports site!!!

Bad botox. He's only got one dimple.

Phantom of the Lob-ra?