My 1981 Corolla had 92 hp if i remember right.

Ok, that was worth more than one star.

“and I think that’s what’s keeping it from happ*snore*”

Goddamnit, thats the FIRST thing that popped into my head.

Right?

“Hillary won the county wide vote last year.”

Please dont. I detest the Toddler in Chief as much as the next citizen, but this only makes a person look as bad as the douchbag that is the president.

Thanks for the thoughtful reply, and this:

The new “Claymore” by Takata!

Why not both?

I want to retch, because your joke is too accurate.

Sweatpants and iPad on the steering wheel.

Wheres the button to up vote you 100x?

Volvo was great even back then, they were just ignored, by the public as well as the competition.

Takes more than that to stop a Russian pedestrian.

Takes more than that to stop a Russian pedestrian.

Everythings possible.

Its a shame they didnt design it with proper axles from the start.

...dat ass though...

This is really impressive and even cute, but then i remember that robot will get twenty times faster, carry multiple lethal weapons, and be hunting humans at the speed of an attacking chimp.