Wrong! The summer Olympics are shit compared to WINTER.

You know else who wasn’t appreciated for all they did? Bridget Moynahan.

That genuinely looks horrible.

Once sanity reigns again and this whole thing is over, I never, ever, ever, ever want to hear the terms “snowflake” or “fake news” again. Ever.

Oh sure, NOW they decide they don’t want to score touchdowns on special teams returns.

Fucking moron.

As a Newcastle fan, I feel especially fucked. Just back in the EPL after a year in the wilderness, and thought I’d finally be able to watch them every week again as the reward. Instead it will be back to shitty pirating again most of the time.

I don’t like sand. It’s coarse and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere.

When McEnroe first heard the news that Navratilova had announced she was gay, he was heard to yell, “OF COURSE SHE’S OUT! USE YOUR FUCKING EYES, ARE YOU BLIND? HOW COULD YOU SAY SHE WASN’T OUT WHEN SHE WAS CLEARLY OUT?!?!”

I remember saying stupid things after watching my first NBA game, too. But I was 7 years old.

I don’t like the Celtics, I don’t like Olykyk, I have no horse in this race, and yet: I think this take is dumb and bad. Olynyk didn’t shove Oubre, he set a (just barely ‘harder’ than normal) screen. Oubre didn’t just equally shove Olynyk, he took a running start at him after the whistle, and made nearly as much…

He looked like he was gonna cry after he did it. Like a high schooler after a fight. It was cute.

Hot take: Shove taking place within the context of a basketball play where the shover gets called for a foul for said act, is fine. Shove taking place after the whistle, where the shover gets a running start to exact revenge for a harder than necessary foul that was already penalized within the rules of the game, is…

Am I watching a completely different video here? Olynyck did not “ flatten Washington’s Kelly Oubre Jr. with a chest-to-chest two-handed shove.” I have no idea WTF you are watching if that’s how you interpret what you saw.

Claiming that these two “shoves” were equal is laughable at best...the majority of Gortat’s screens are just as dirty as Olynyk’s was, and neither of them get 45-foot running starts

I support your 100% impartial, unbiased take

This is a legitimately terrible write up.

Hot take, hot hot take. Completely biased/wrong/whatever but def hot!

Holy fuck is this a dumb take

This is homerism at it’s finest. Bill Simmons would be jealous, Burneko!