Yes, good old benevolent Henry.

If pensions were properly protected like in better countries, none of that would happen.

There is a pool, but it gets crowded quickly.

Have fun being on a do not fly list the test of your life kid, hope it was worth it. Seriously, people who do this shit need to be committed to some sort of institution. You HAVE to be crazy to think this is a good idea or that you won't be caught. 

Here’s the transcript: “No, no, no, no, f***, f***, no, no, no, f***, f***, ... FUCK” 

Well he can’t cameo as a Nazi, since he’s a little short for a storm trooper.

Geographically close, it’s the USS Texas plan.

Spoken like a true masshole my friend!

3/4 of which will be falsified!

No, people abusing religion, confusing “faith in God” with doing mammothly stupid shit to test God’s faith in them, is a poison on humanity.

No, I’d say that Ford engineers (and auto engineers in general) look after fools.  Not to mention whomever came up with breakaway utility poles.

Jesus: I am not a genie who gave you unlimited wishes.  Think and do things for yourselves.  Fuck!

God can take the wheel, so long as the state has her keys.

if the location is remote enough, feel free to poop outside the box.

A strong entry into the, “Best Dashcam Video - non-Russian” category.

Them Duke boys is in trouble, now...

IT’S GOOOOOOOD!!!!!

This will be the truck driver's Longest Day, for he has moved A Bridge Too Far.

Plot twist: that ranger died 27 years ago, and never left.