I’m sure that would violate HIPAA but part of me would like these people to be told that their assholery killed someone.

“should self quarantine for 14 days if they have any compassion for others”

I think we’ve all pretty much already figured out that “compassion for others” is not a thing these people are interested in.

Why do you think staying in a VRBO is safer than a hotel? Who knows who was there before you and if it was adequately sanitized? Major hotel brands are seriously upping the sanitation and contactless process. And pretty much all hotels are at 50% capacity. Where masks to / from the room and you should be good. 

You’re an idiot. We’re (the US) behind almost everyone else because half the people in our county are selfish assholes.

Apparently some of the MAGAs think absentee ballots and vote by mail are radically different concepts.

Virtually every old cemetery in New England has a sort of dug into the ground shed/bunker for this. Nobody was digging graves in the dead of winter in Maine before backhoes were a thing.

100 miles, wow look at you road tripper! This week marks 2 months since I’ve commuted. I bet I’ve only put on 10 miles! I get groceries and almost everything else delivered so I have to remember every 2 weeks to drive around the block just so scrape the surface rust off my brake rotors

My god that would be absolutely hilarious.  He could sign autographs just to make Trump jealous of the long lines.

This is so idiotic i cant even get my head round it. You don’t just recover from this thing then crack on with your life as normal. My cousin has just recovered from it (shes a nhs worked and contracted it at work), she now has pleural rub on the base of her lungs, the lungs rub together (you can hear them doing that…

DeBolt told KHQ the parties were not held with the intention of spreading the coronavirus, but instead, people were simply having parties and not caring if someone who tested positive with the novel coronavirus was there

Whenever you watch Jeanine Pirro, it’s like watching her do a takeoff on Cecily Strong doing a takeoff on Jeanine Pirro. Her soul is gone, she’s just all caricature now. 

Oh, I get it now. “Drain the swamp” means, drain the complex, mature, interconnected ecosystem supporting a diverse cadre of specialized workers and pave it over for a gated community real estate scam. 

Fe2O3 makes a great popcorn seasoning.

I can imagine the following conversation in Boston:

Is that how people go Christmas tree shopping in FL?

In most traditional homes, if she has to get up at 3am for work, her husband would handle the morning childcare chores.

Fake news. Their children are all named Trey.

“. . . her orders are wildly unconstitutional.”* 

It's safe to assume these people are fucking morons because they're acting like fucking morons. 

Oh wow! I like how everything was a bit more brown in the 80s photo, though. (As it should be.)