MULTIPLE BACKUPS, PEOPLE!

Gas stations have had years to implement chip readers. I’m sure Visa and Mastercard are tired of their bullshit excuses at this point.

See, this shows how dumb the average person is in regards to cars.

I’m sure that he explain to you that this is the first time he’s ever driven after having a drink with dinner.

Came for the Bimmer joke.

We’d like to promptly announce we are pulling all operations out of Washington state. - BMW.

Remember the Alamo.

Hey Boomers know and want to fix shit. Millennials only know how to contact someone on Instagram to come do it and then they write a whiny blog and tweet about it.

seat caliente

Talk about a hot SEAT!

My whole world crumbled when I realized that Three Jacks and a Queen was not a real thing. I wasted precious minutes of my time researching that, when I could have been wasting my time in many other ways.

#2 actually makes the case for unintentional brand loyalty as they’ll continue buying from that dealer/brand out of convenience...but if you don’t have a product to get them in the door to begin with, then they will switch to a dealer/brand that does serve them.

I’m afraid i cannot recommend investment without your startup implementing a name-change involving blockchain

Patrick, thanks for not banning Mergio or I back in the day.

If a single piece of food was acquired from outside the car or if anyone peed outside the vehicle, there’s room for improvement. Seems like the pinnacle would be having some of those support people waiting at the pumps to fill your tank asap. Those pit stops COMPLETELY DESTROY YOUR PACE PLEASE JUST GET BACK IN THE CAR…

Thanks to Jalopnik, I know that the windshield washers on classic Volkswagen Beetles are powered by the compressed air in the spare tire.

Inb4 a bunch of incoherent screeching about how “I didn’t come here for politics”

It is about time to shift my Elio reservation to something else.

Next to fill out their punch card is a Range Rover. 

But isn't that the majority of internet videos? Something gets mildly wet and then it's over?