No BMW for me, not only because of reliability concerns (which is a high concern for all German cars), but on principle. Everyone else gives you CarPlay for free for life, but BMW charges after the first year? Come on. Also, Toyota only gives it to you for free for four years on their new Supra. They do make nice…

Stick to sports!

So if he now lives in a “farm laborer’s” cabin, does that mean his vote on the council is only worth 3/5?

Faster and handles better than some of the Pace Cars in the 1980s

Great. Now Karen has someone to yell at.

Agreed. I always recite The Things We Stuck in Our Anuses before we open presents; it’s the only Christmas tradition worth looking forward to.

Give me Life’s Rich Pageant, or give me death!

I had to turn the brightness up on my monitor to read this.

Because of all the shade being thrown. This is magnificent. Paragon of SPORTS! journalism. I may even be willing to pay a monthly fee for this content, its just that good.

I mean, now that Farmers is no longer providing ad revenue anymore. You really hate to…

Perfect. Amazing.

God damn it. Stick to sports and stop talking about the MLS!

*chef's kiss*

If our worst fears come to fruition and deadspin gets shut down, the one silver lining will be that the last post that actually stuck to sports was one about the Browns being all Brownsy.

Well boys & girls, it looks like we’re in the endgame now.

I’m pretty sure the one in the antique shop thought “Motherfucker didn’t buy a goddamned thing. Fuck him.”, followed by “I should lick my anus.”

Where the fuck else am I supposed to go to read up on the fine print of Oddibe McDowell’s water bill?

As someone who was once part of a similar insurrection against arrogant, incompetent, and condescending management, I want to applaud all of y’all for today’s showing. I’m sure you’re simultaneously enjoying the fun of mutiny while also understanding the risk. Please also know how much it means to us here in the feebl…

Can you let me know when you will be returning to sports coverage so I can go back to checking in once or twice per day? I have a lot to do today at work and all of these posts about non-sports topics are distracting because I Must Read Every Single One of Them. Whereas with the sports stuff I really only care if its…

Fun fact: In Germany, the official colour for taxis is a certain shade of beige, known to lower resale value by up to 15 % (no kidding).

Oh like that crowd was even from southeast DC. This is the World Series, after all. Which makes the booing far more damming.

They were clearly saying boo-urns.