“Project Redwood somehow drove 700 miles from Michigan to Missouri with zero problems. Zero.”

Oh, just you wait... because THERE’S ALWAYS TOMORROW! Mwahaha...

Yeah! You don’t know our terminology and therefore aren’t allowed to have an opinion on whether you want to be shot or not!

“Get me that Courtney B. Vance guy who defended O.J.!”

If you think you need an AR-13 or and AK-47 in order to have your 2nd Amendment rights, You Are Doing It Wrong.

Liberty U can’t even qualify as a safety skule for the Lionel Hutzs of the legal profession.

Also the “getting thrown under the bus” thing.

Fair take (I’m a lawyer). There is surely a small army of #MAGA lawyers out there who would love to do this and many of them have probably reached out offering their help.

Then, there’s the whole “getting paid” thing.

Twins fan, my favorite moment ever in MLB

This was a kick in the feels....

So thrilled for Kaetlyn! In my opinion, she deserved to win the Olympic gold medal last month, too. Her jumps are HUGE, and her skating skills and general performance quality are vastly superior to Zagitova’s. She’s been knocking on the door of success for so long, and I’m glad she’s finally reaping the fruits of her…

Blah blah blah bridge... Get with it, it’s all about the Toronto tunnel now.

I loved the old 2CV I owned as an impoverished student. The thing took me everywhere I wanted to go, never broke down, never so much as complained. I used it on several extended European road trips and the only problem it gave me was in the Alps, where the tiny engine wheezed like a chainsmoker at high altitude. I…

Kill that damned dirty ape before he realizes his intelligence exceeds that of our dear leader and decides to take over the planet.

See you in Thermidor!

“Newly expanded 10th anniversary edition!”

That is savage! Have your star and my nomination for COTD.

The issue, he said, is that the tech quite likely “classified her as something other than a stationary object.”

Well actually...