Deadspin is due for another Action Park article. The comments always turn into a campfire jamboree of gruesome tales and it’s just the best.

See you there.

This was an actual ride at Action Park.

Considering how unreliable Lucas electronics were, not subjecting the headlights to the rigors of moving was probably the right engineering decision.

The Germans are already waaaaayyyy past that in terms of complication.

That was enlightening.

I used to do that in my 2cv, when I was a new driver and not particularly good at parking. If I had a few friends with me and I was a bit far from the kerb, we’d pick it up from the bumper and move it closer, it would only take 3 guys to do it.

Elmo’s PBS. No job for Elmo.

That Pathfinder didn’t stand a chance against these rogue trailblazing explorers. It couldn’t even envision an escape from their renegade quest for liberty.

The family is threatening to move the funeral to San Antonio.

Sorry it took so long for me to reply, I was merging.

Those are the worst.

Can’t people... I dunno, pay attention and learn to drive?

This is the time of year that the Hawks usually shine. Because we all know that year-in and year-out they disappear come playoffs.

“Neither climber brought a satellite phone or an emergency beacon”

The Orioles seem to be onto something, though: https://ballparkdigest.com/2018/03/12/baltimore-orioles-unveil-kids-cheer-free/

Yeah. I agree with the folks above calling for a tie after 10-12 innings in the minors. They do it in spring training and it’s fine. No one gives a shit about wins and losses in the minors.

You need to speed up the game by not having so many commercial breaks. That’s the biggest slow down of game these days.

I totally agree. Here in New England, it’s also frustrating. Some homes are listed with “8+ parking space” when there is only a 2-car garage; they just count the large driveway/exposed area as “parking spaces” too. You really have to squint over the photos in hopes of seeing their garage doors. Too many homes seem to…

When a man who happily drives an air-cooled Beetle puts quotes around power, he’s really sayin somethin