Am I the only one here who reads “Tom Landry” and hears Hank Hill’s voice in my head?

To celebrate the team reaching the Super Bowl, the Medical Examiner’s Office is auctioning off Eagles pendants that were found on dead people.

Perhaps, it is...?!

Alfredo Griffin! Subject of one of my favorite cards in my favorite set, the gloriously wood-paneled 1987 Topps.

I’m reminded of those people who park their cars and make careful note of the street. It’s Einbahnstrasse. Can’t miss it.

Other than the lack of vegetation, which isn’t that obvious, this looks remarkably like the Mojave Desert.

They only sell false promises, not vehicles.

Where’s Elio?

“Dammit! Steve, are you downloading porn and torrents again?!”

This is America where every bald tire’d plastic bag window’d oil leaking frame welded road hazard is allowed to park and, more worrisome, DRIVE wherever it pleases.

Genius. I have new shitty neighbors across the street that love to park like assholes on either side of my driveway (and rev the shit out of their fart canned CRV and Civic at 2 AM). I had to leave a note one night because half of one of their cars was actually blocking my driveway and I had just enough room to…

While wearing jerseys of other teams not involved in the game is generally frowned upon, my friend always wears his Whalers sweater to games and never ceases to get high fives from everyone.

With apologies to the Flyers, no team rocked Cooperalls (and CCM Propacs) like the Whalers.

I should go to a game at FedEx Field and start pointing out to all the Washington Football fans that their new starting QB once lost his job to Colin Kaepernick.

“It’s like I’m living a movie,” Mr. Smith said, when asked for comment.

That sounds amazing...and depressing.

No one who speaks German could be an evil man.

It’s actually die Eismaschine! In the context of the sentence “die Eismaschine” is in the dative so it becomes “der Eismaschine”. But on its own it’s “die”. As in, die Bart die.

This death spiral is a long time coming though. HD has focused on its core brand and image to the detriment of future survival. I ride a Buell, so I have to venture into HD dealers for parts. I also grew up with a father who had a Fat Boy as well as his S2 Thunderbolt and spent many weekends at HOG meetings.