A couple of times, I have rented in Germany I have specified no upgrades, so I could drive the car into Eastern Europe. I also almost always double check at the counter as well. 

Everyone knows the white zone is for loading and unloading of passengers only.

+23 stars

and don’t forget evidence of you talking to the produce manager asking if there are any in the back of the store.

Their rescue of their sub was most definitely Gyroric.

The owners were later quoted as saying, “We won’t do any more three hour tours”

The only way to win is not to play. 

The point isn’t these people. It is pour encourager les autres, not to show up thus abandoning their case which will result in easier deportation.

We get our insurance through AAA, we took their recommended minimums which are much higher than the state minimums. We also have uninsured motorist coverage, because NH doesn’t require any insurance. 

Well he knew what he had.

Just stop retreading jokes, you never know when they are going to burst on you.

is that part of the family, Irish or Scottish?

Another reason, time zones are a foreign idea.

I thought it was the Fluoride in the water.  /s

I wonder what he thought of Nipples(sic) time zone +8:45 from EST

don’t forget the dog yelping in the background.

The real kinder eggs are still banned. Ferrero Rocher has now marketed a US-only version that makes it impossible for children choke on the toys. 

In other news, the Jets have expressed an interest in this as yet unnamed prospect.

Oleo Locomotive, doesn’t that cause “leakage?”